Wow. They did it. The finally made a mediocre (seeming) movie out of a mediocre pile of shit book. Is anyone surprised that they cast a Jewish actor as Wesley Mouch? I don’t think so. The whole affair seems deliciously awful though. Get me a ticket!

I plan on seeing the movie. Apparently it’s going to be made in two parts. That should be interesting.
Three parts. Three! And I defo plan on seeing the movie. Twice!
Life is too short.